Singer, Songwriter, Performer

Rosebottom

Oh when you're too tired to stand up and be counted,
And your get up and go has gone and went,
Dont let them know you have nothing to show,
Put them off guard with this compliment.

My but you have a nice Rosebottom
Ive always wished for one like that for me.
It must be so neat with a Rosebottom so sweet
One that you can leave a home or take in company.

When the landlord lands upon your doorstep,
And the post office posts your 8 x 10,
Just grin a lot and snort, and emit this fine retort,
Your can stun all your friends time and again.

Hey did you see today's Rosebottom?
I think its dropped a bit since yesterday,
Its not hot this year, as you sip another beer,
They should leave it alone until it starts to pay.

La, La, La
Oh when your little boy looks just like the milkman,
And you think your lady leaves her jugs at Mac's,
Say 'Look here my Miss,' and confront her with this,
Just a few facts, now lets get down to brass tacks.

Where have you been hanging' your Rosebottom?
Why dont you leave it in the sun today?
Dragging it around the town on the ground,
After all my Lady-O what would the neighbors say?

My but you have a nice Rosebottom
Ive always wished for one like that for me.
It must be so neat with a Rosebottom so sweet
One that you can leave a home or take in company.

La, La, La

Rosebottom Baby.

 

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