Singer, Songwriter, Performer

Mega City Mel

Who’s that bad boy we all know?
He makes the army shovel snow
Nobody but Megacity Mel

Back in 1956
Who sold a fridge to Old St. Nick?
Nobody but Megacity Mel

Every year as I recall
He makes a speech at city hall
Watch some fireworks drink some beer
They ring Mel’s Bells for all to hear

He got tough on squeegee kids
He’s head of our Olympic bid
Nobody but Megacity Mel

Every night he’s on the news
He’s not too tall in platform shoes
When we clean our dinner plates
He exports garbage to the States

He raises taxes and complains
The council’s really short on brains
Nobody but Megacity Mel.

Who’s that bad boy we all know?
I watch his cable TV show
Nobody but Megacity Mel

He drives his limo everywhere
And parks it in Mel Lastman square
His budget cuts are never lame
And everybody is insane

Who puts trash in little sacks?
And leaves in on the railway tracks
Nobody but Megacity Mel

Who leaves moose’s on the street
And shoes their tiny little feet
Nobody but Megacity Mel

Every year as I recall
He makes a speech at city hall
Watch some fireworks drink some beer
They ring Mel’s Bells for all to hear

Rumor has it don’t like pork
On the map he put North York
Nobody but Megacity Mel

In court he fights paternity
He’s been the mayor eternally
Nobody but Megacity Mel

He drives his limo everywhere
And parks it in Mel Lastman square
His budget cuts are never lame
And everybody is insane

Who’s that bad boy we all know?
He makes the army shovel snow
Nobody but Megacity Mel

Back in 1956
Who sold a fridge to Old St. Nick?
Nobody but Megacity Mel

 

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